Funniest Business Quotes

#1. One of the challenges in networking is everybody thinks it's making cold calls to strangers. Actually, it's the people who already have strong trust relationships with you, who know you're dedicated, smart, a team player, who can help you.

Reid Hoffman

#2. I hope I will always have the ability to create art and live in a world where I can speak freely, and I can inspire people. I don't know what form that will take.

Madonna Ciccone

#3. If the hacker is a creator, we have to take inspiration into account.

Paul Graham

#4. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Master Tang

#5. For once I want to have a relationship outside the public eye.

Lance Bass

#6. As much as I'd like to meet the tooth fairy on an evening walk, I don't really believe it can happen.

Chris Van Allsburg

#7. a 3-Season Diet that gives us all of nature's nutrients in proper proportion over the course of a year,

John Douillard

#8. Egos clash. That's the nature of egos.
Treat these outbursts as sneezing fits.

Hugh Prather

#9. You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.

Rebecca McNutt

#10. Everybody's got their secrets; I carry mine like a jagged stone in my shoe.

Patrick Jones

#11. One of my three mottos: When times are tough, be more generous.

John Oehler

#12. I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it.

Meg Cabot

#13. The born-again gospel promises joy and peace of mind, but it does so by prolonging childhood.

Robert M. Price

#14. Every Pixar film, when we start developing the story, it takes about four years to make one of our films.

John Lasseter

#15. Just like our eyes, our hearts have a way of adjusting to the dark.

Adam Stanley

#16. If we do not bear the cross of the Master, we will have to bear the cross of the world, with all its earthly goods. Which cross have you taken up? Pause and consider.

Sadhu Sundar Singh