Funniest Australian Sports Quotes

#1. Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.

Greg Giraldo

#2. Worship comes from a thankful heart.

Chris Tomlin

#3. There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait for people to give you permission to live, because they won't.

Kris Carr

#4. I wonder what became of you, your Johnny
Rotten skin, no Emerald City eyes.
You'd have been a beauty if you let inferiority
steam your glasses with its candor, sans laughter.

Kristen Henderson

#5. Probably all writers are at some point briefly under the impression that they are in the forefront of disintegration and chaos, that they are among the first to live and work after things fall apart.

Martin Amis

#6. Since the age of four, I've been exploring what I can do with the written word: everything from championing literacy and youth voice to raising awareness about world hunger.

Adora Svitak

#7. If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it - then I can achieve it.

Muhammad Ali

#8. I am nothing but novocaine. I am numb, a world of nothing, all feeling and emotion gone forever.
I am a whisper that never was.

Tahereh Mafi

#9. It was his knowledge of his own willful stupidity that had brought on his irritation

Keigo Higashino

#10. Your body is a machine. Learn the right way to take care of it.

Candice Swanepoel

#11. There is no greater sign of innate misery than a love of teasing.

Anthony Powell

#12. There are many monsters, oh, many!

Damon Galgut