Top 12 Funniest Arthur Spooner Quotes

#1. Look, life is only comprehensible through a thousand local gods ... spirits of certain trees, of certain curves of brick walls, of certain fish and chip shops if you like. And slate roofs, and frowns in people, and slouches ... I'd say to them, Worship all you can see, and more will appear ...

Peter Shaffer

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#2. Consuming the content and culture of creatives does not make one a creative. Creating makes a creative.

Ryan Lilly

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#3. Fear is and has always been dead. It's how we picture it that makes fear come to life.

George Cooke

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#4. There's a man masturbating in your bathroom!" She grabbed an umbrella from the foyer and held it in front of her like a weapon, poised for battle. "Ashlyn! Did you hear what I said? Call the police!

Kendall Ryan

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#5. Flagrant evils cure themselves by being flagrant.

John Henry Newman

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#6. I sit between my brother the mountain and my sister the sea. We three are one in loneliness, and the love that binds us together is deep and strong and strange.

Khalil Gibran

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#7. Ring in the valiant man and free, The larger heart, the kindlier hand; Ring out the darkness of the land; Ring in the Christ that is to be.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

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#8. I hope there are others also who don't mind trees.

Norman Maclean

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#9. God will always turn trials, national and personal into the manifestation of His glory

Sunday Adelaja

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#10. His eyes were likewise greeted by White Fang, but about the latter there were no signs of shame nor guilt. He carried himself with pride, as though, forsooth, he had achieved a deed praiseworthy and meritorious. There was about him no consciousness of sin.

Jack London

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#11. Parenting is a giant responsibility forever, so we need to learn how to drop the guilt and go easy on ourselves when we mess up.

Rachael Bermingham

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#12. I'll just hang upside down from the wire banana and throw bags of flour at the librarians.

Lissa Evans

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