Funeral Director Quotes

#1. There are so many cruel decisions parents have to make when their child dies. The funeral director requested a sheet for the coffin, and I sent the cozy flannel one, pale blue with happy snowmen, that had just been put away with the winter linens.

Ann Hood

#2. You don't want to ask after the health of anyone, if you're a funeral director. They think maybe you're scouting for business.

Neil Gaiman

#3. I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.

Torrey DeVitto

#4. To this day, I've never understood why McDonald's sell a range of salads. To me, that's like a funeral director selling life insurance or a dentist selling sweets.

Andy Leeks

#5. I thought I'd become a funeral director when I wasn't going to be an actor.. I thought I would be good at helping some people with the grieving process and with trying to get them to talk about and understand who this person was.

Angelina Jolie

#6. You see how when rivers are swollen in winter those trees that yield to the flood retain their branches, but those that offer resistance perish, trunk and all.

Sophocles

#7. Gus: "You look like shit bro!"
Seth: "Look like shit, feel like shit, in a world of shit.

Cherrie Lynn

#8. Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

Rebecca McNutt

#9. It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

Arthur Smith

#10. You know what the difference between a cardiac surgeon and God is? God doesn't think he's a cardiac surgeon.

Lisa Gardner

#11. We are at the crossroads, my little outlaw,
and this is the map of my heart, the landscape
after cruelty

Richard Siken

#12. Truth is a constant delight to those that love her; such beauty holds no power to offend.

Stephen R. Lawhead

#13. For true poetry, complete poetry, consists in the harmony of contraries. Hence, it is time to say aloud
and it is here above allthat exceptions prove the rule
that everything that exists in nature exists in art.

Victor Hugo

#14. The devil hath not, in all his quiver's choice, An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice.

Lord Byron

#15. You can't change the mind with the mind alone, or we'd all be enlightened

Wendy Palmer

#16. Each and every event in the past is connected to the present by invisible threads.

Momofuku Ando

#17. To say that Romans 7 describes the Christian is to slight the grace of God and to foster wanton behaviour.

Jacobus Arminius

#18. Let him miss you. He should love to love your absence as well.

Saleem Sharma

#19. Meteorology has ever been an apple of contention, as if the violent commotions of the atmosphere induced a sympathetic effect on the minds of those who have attempted to study them.

Joseph Henry

#20. Two well-worn volumes by George Borrow, Lavengro and Romany Rye. The two books are an account of Borrow's time among the Gypsies and what he learned there, and I was delighted.

Louis L'Amour

#21. He who makes a beast out of himself removes himself from the pain of being human

Samuel Johnson