Fundamentalist Humour Quotes

#1. The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

Andy Warhol

#2. I owe as much of my success to an uncompromising obstinacy as to any original ideas.

Albert Einstein

#3. Two libriomancers had been disciplined for trying to get an early copy of the last Harry Potter book.

Jim C. Hines

#4. If by leaving a small pleasure one sees a great pleasure, let a wise man leave the small pleasure, and look to the great.

Gautama Buddha

#5. Good writing is always about things that are important to you, things that are scary to you, things that eat you up.

John Edgar Wideman

#6. Filthy language is used by people who don't have the maturity or intelligence to express themselves with better words.

Nouman Ali Khan

#7. You must not let hatred destroy you. You will lose your soul.

Tarryn Fisher

#8. Men don't respond to words. What they respond to is "no contact".

Sherry Argov

#9. It didn't occur to her that this was an amazing piece of shooting, especially with a pistol; she was a gunslinger, after all, and shooting was her business. Besides,

Stephen King

#10. In East, South and Central Africa, the minority manipulated the majority into believing the minority was the majority, that there were more whites in the world than blacks; instilled in the blacks a sense of inferiority, inadequacy, worthlessness.

Peter Abrahams

#11. Words are our most inexhaustible source of magic.

J.K. Rowling

#12. I had had to discard my rifle

Edgar Rice Burroughs

#13. When my turn came, I said I hoped one day to be the dictator of an Islamic republic with nuclear capability; the others appeared shocked, and I was forced to explain that I had been joking.

Mohsin Hamid

#14. I get a little sick of myself as a solo artist. I get a little bit bored.

Juliana Hatfield

#15. Our thoughts are like roots which reach out in every direction into the cosmic ocean of formless energy, and these thought-roots set in motion vibrations like themselves and attract the affinities of our desires and ambitions.

Orison Swett Marden