Fun Brookies Quotes

#1. I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.

Mark Billingham

#2. If you think or fear too much, you can't get too far!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#3. He learned by experience that one train of thought left him sad, the other joyful. This was his first reasoning on spiritual matters.

Ignatius Of Loyola

#4. I'm not perfect. Remember that, and try to forgive me when I fail you.

Elizabeth Lowell

#5. If I did all the stuff I've been accused of - or credited with - there's no way I could make all this music. I'd be drinking myself into the grave.

Al Jourgensen

#6. Purity is the fruit of prayer.

Mother Teresa

#7. Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.

Shawn Amos

#8. Sexually,Woman is Nature's contrivance for perpetuating its highest achievement.

George Bernard Shaw

#9. Harper, did you just ... did you just throw a pen at Liz?"
"Oh my gosh, no, Mrs. Ford! I was just ... um ... writing really fast because there was so much information to take in, and I had, like, some lotion? On my hands? Anyway the pen flew out of my hand and hit Liz

Rachel Hawkins

#10. A new survey shows that the American public is more conservative now than at any point since 1952. The bad news is that all the liberals that died since then are still voting.

Fred Thompson

#11. The Book of Revelation is the strangest book in the Bible, and the most controversial. Instead of stories and moral teaching, it offers only visions - dreams and nightmares, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, earthquakes, plagues and war.

Elaine Pagels

#12. The heart says yes, but the mind says no.

Albert Einstein