Top 16 French Waiter Sayings
#1. But let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them.
Frank Herbert
#2. I think it is all a matter of love; the more you love a memory the stronger and stranger it becomes
Vladimir Nabokov
#3. But compared with the task of selecting a piece of French pastry held by an impatient waiter a move in chess is like reaching for a salary check in its demand on the contemplative faculties.
Robert Benchley
#4. People used to have time to live and enjoy themselves, but there is no time anymore for anything but work, work, work.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
#5. The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist.
William Blake
#6. Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
Henny Youngman
#7. I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
#8. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
Tommy Cooper
#9. A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.
Brander Matthews
#10. The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.
Ben Fountain
#12. Maybe in a way all living things are like flickering flames in a precarious night, always on the verge of being extinguished. Whether we kindle slowly but steadily, or go out in a brilliant burst of light and color, is our choice. Perhaps the most important choice we'll ever have.
Nenia Campbell
#13. I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'
Helen Fielding
#14. Polls that have been taken by kindergarten, first- and second-grade teachers indicate that 30 percent of the kids have been deprived in some way so that they are physically unable to keep up with the class.
C. Everett Koop
#15. In terms of the films I make, I'm just more excited about it if I've written it. It's like living in a house that you've built rather than a rental.
Frank Whaley
#16. It seemed like such a pointless, flaky thing to say. Even if it was his favorite line from The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER 48 From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder To: Beth Fremont Sent: Mon, 12/06/1999 9:28 AM Subject: I'll bet you're the kind of girl who's already picked out baby names.
Rainbow Rowell
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