Top 16 French Waiter Sayings

#1. But let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them.

Frank Herbert

French Waiter Sayings #96368
#2. I think it is all a matter of love; the more you love a memory the stronger and stranger it becomes

Vladimir Nabokov

French Waiter Sayings #388474
#3. But compared with the task of selecting a piece of French pastry held by an impatient waiter a move in chess is like reaching for a salary check in its demand on the contemplative faculties.

Robert Benchley

French Waiter Sayings #460051
#4. People used to have time to live and enjoy themselves, but there is no time anymore for anything but work, work, work.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

French Waiter Sayings #714589
#5. The man who never in his mind and thoughts travel'd to heaven is no artist.

William Blake

French Waiter Sayings #776605
#6. Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Henny Youngman

French Waiter Sayings #1012643
#7. I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'

Tommy Cooper

French Waiter Sayings #1052186
#8. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

Tommy Cooper

French Waiter Sayings #1121373
#9. A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.

Brander Matthews

French Waiter Sayings #1173113
#10. The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.

Ben Fountain

French Waiter Sayings #1257411
#11. Life: another day, another dolor.

Edward Abbey

French Waiter Sayings #1296919
#12. Maybe in a way all living things are like flickering flames in a precarious night, always on the verge of being extinguished. Whether we kindle slowly but steadily, or go out in a brilliant burst of light and color, is our choice. Perhaps the most important choice we'll ever have.

Nenia Campbell

French Waiter Sayings #1530615
#13. I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white bread, butter, tomato catsup and big fat french fries. It's delicious. Here, you order a creme caramel and the waiter says, 'You know, that contains dairy.'

Helen Fielding

French Waiter Sayings #1534924
#14. Polls that have been taken by kindergarten, first- and second-grade teachers indicate that 30 percent of the kids have been deprived in some way so that they are physically unable to keep up with the class.

C. Everett Koop

French Waiter Sayings #1548241
#15. In terms of the films I make, I'm just more excited about it if I've written it. It's like living in a house that you've built rather than a rental.

Frank Whaley

French Waiter Sayings #1588128
#16. It seemed like such a pointless, flaky thing to say. Even if it was his favorite line from The Lord of the Rings. CHAPTER 48 From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder To: Beth Fremont Sent: Mon, 12/06/1999 9:28 AM Subject: I'll bet you're the kind of girl who's already picked out baby names.

Rainbow Rowell

French Waiter Sayings #1624463

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