Frederator Cartoons Quotes

#1. Brushes..? Nah. Hit 'em as hard as you can.

John Bonham

#2. Parents and children seldom act in concert:
each child endeavors to appropriate
the esteem or fondness of the parents,
and the parents, with yet less temptation,
betray each other to their children.

Samuel Johnson

#3. How many of you think it is time for American to stop pretending we are not Christian? If there's people in King, North Carolina who don't like that, there's lots of places you can move to.

David Gene Gibbs

#4. You had me at 'blood allergy.

David S.E. Zapanta

#5. Rock is young music, it is youth oriented. It just speaks for a generation.

Ruben Blades

#6. It's probably a pretty safe bet to stay away from anyone who brags about their skills in bed. They are typically only well versed in their own pleasure and who wants a dude like that anyway? No mystery, no class, and almost always: all talk. The Talker is a Regular Guy with a marketing plan.

Roberto Hogue

#7. I think as with everything in life you've got to follow your gut. If you believe it wholeheartedly, then it's not going to feel like you're kind of pasting on an idea.

Toni Collette

#8. I grew up in Chelsea on 22nd Street ... I am really a native New Yorker.

Matt McGorry

#9. True love could withstand such a separation.

Paulo Coelho