Frank Skinner Quotes

#1. People say, "Now you've given up booze at least you can remember what you did last night." I say, "Yeah, nothing." - Frank Skinner

Jimmy Carr

#2. I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen.

Robert Webb

#3. Dearest I cannot loiter here
in lather like a polar bear.

Robert Lowell

#4. How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.

Frank Skinner

#5. But bringing people together is what music has always done best.

Rob Sheffield

#6. The village had a mill near it, situated on the little creek, which made very good flour. The population consisted of civilized Indians, but much mixed blood.

Zebulon Pike

#7. I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.

Frank Skinner

#8. Movies bore me; especially my own.

Robert Mitchum

#9. I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

Frank Skinner

#10. Personally, in real life, I'm a little more down-and-dirty than I am glamorous.

Shelley Hennig

#11. 'Plutona' is the story of five kids who find the body of the world's greatest superhero in the woods after school one day. It's about how this discovery, and the decisions they make, affect them as a group and individually.

Jeff Lemire

#12. Gleaming shell of an outworn lie; fable of Right divine
You gained your crowns by heritage, but Blood was the price of mine.
The throne that I won by blood and sweat , by Crom, I will not sell
For promise of valleys filled with gold, or threat of the Halls of Hell!

Robert E. Howard

#13. You think, eventually, that nothing can disturb you and that your nerves are impregnable. Yet, looking down at that familiar face, I realized that death is something to which we never become calloused.

Eliot Ness

#14. We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.

Frank Skinner

#15. The team is completely close. Anything you say outside, there is no chance it will go inside. So the team is really strong and compact. We know what we want and how to achieve it on the pitch.

Jose Mourinho

#16. When language is treated beautifully and interestingly, it can feel good for the body: It's nourishing; it's rejuvenating.

Aimee Bender

#17. So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

Frank Skinner

#18. Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.

Frank Skinner

#19. You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.

Frank Skinner

#20. the body of Christ is not fundamentally about authority, but relationships.

Walt Russell

#21. Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.

Frank Skinner

#22. A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Frank Skinner

#23. AirBnB happened because Brian Chesky couldn't pay his rent, but did have some space.

Sam Altman