Top 100 Francois Rabelais Quotes
#1. Francois Rabelais. He was a poet. And his last words were "I go to seek a Great Perhaps." That's why I'm going. So I don't have to wait until I die to start seeking a Great Perhaps.
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#2. I have nothing, I owe a great deal, and the rest I leave to the poor.
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#3. I've often heard it said, as the common proverb goes, that a fool can teach a wise man well.
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#4. You have no obligation under the sun other than to discover your real needs, to fulfill them, and to rejoice in doing so.
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#5. The Lord forbid that I should be out of debt, as if indeed I could not be trusted.
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#7. Can there be any greater dotage in the world than for one to guide and direct his courses by the sound of a bell, and not by his own judgment.
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#8. For God, nothing is impossible. And, if he wanted, in the future women would give birth from their ears.
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#11. A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der).
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#12. He would flay the fox, say the ape's paternoster, return to his sheep, and turn the hogs to the hay. He would beat the dogs before the lion, put the plough before the oxen, and claw where it did not itch.
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#14. The dress does not make the monk.
[Fr., L'habit ne fait le moine.]
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#15. Not everyone is a debtor who wishes to be; not everyone who wishes makes creditors.
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#17. It is quite a common and vulgar thing among humans to understand, foresee, know and predict the troubles of others. But oh what a rare thing it is to predict, know, foresee and understand one's own troubles.
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#19. I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose ...
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#21. Remove idleness from the world and soon the arts of Cupid would perish.
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#22. I have a remedy against thirst, quite contrary to that which is good against the biting of a mad dog. Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you; drink always before the thirst, and it will never come upon you.
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#23. But where are the snows of last year? That was the greatest concern of Villon, the Parisian poet.
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#24. Wait a second while I take a swig off this bottle: it's my true and only Helicon, my Caballine fount, my sole Enthusiasm. Here, drinking, I deliberate, I reason, I resolve and conclude. After the epilogue I laugh, I write, I compose, I drink. Ennius drinking would write, writing would drink.
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#26. He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.
Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,
loses horse and mule.
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#29. We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.
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#31. It's a shame to be called "educated" those who do not study the ancient Greek writers.
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#33. The deed will be accomplished with the least amount of bloodshed possible, and, if possible ... , we'll save all the souls and send them happily off to their abode.
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#36. Appetite comes with eating ... but thirst goes away with drinking.
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#37. Nature made the day for exercise, work and seeing to one's business; and ... it provides us with a candle, which is to say the bright and joyous light of the sun.
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#41. I place no hope in my strength, nor in my works: but all my confidence is in God my protector, who never abandons those who have put all their hope and thought in him.
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#42. Parisians are so besotted, so silly and so naturally inept that a street player, a seller of indulgences, a mule with its cymbals,a fiddler in the middle of a crossroads, will draw more people than would a good Evangelist preacher.
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#45. The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.
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#47. From the gut comes the strut, and where hunger reigns, strength abstains.
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#48. Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.
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#49. All things have their ends and cycles. And when they have reached their highest point, they are in their lowest ruin, for they cannot last for long in such a state. Such is the end for those who cannot moderate their fortune and prosperity with reason and temperance.
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#52. I recognize in [my readers] a specific form and individual property, which our predecessors called Pantagruelism, by means of which they never take anything the wrong way that they know to stem from good, honest and loyal hearts.
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#53. It is the custom on Africa to always produce new and monstrous things.
[Fr., Afrique est coustumiere toujours choses produire nouvelles et monstrueuses.]
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#58. It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man.
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#61. Such is the nature and make-up of the French that they are only good at the start. Then they are worse than devils, but, given time, they're less than women.
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#62. It is said, proverbially, that happy is the doctor who is called in when the disease is on its way out.
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#64. The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.
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#65. How shall I be able to rule over others, that have not full power and command of myself?
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#66. One inch of joy surmounts of grief a span, Because to laugh is proper to the man.
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#67. I never sleep comfortably except when I am at sermon or when I pray to God.
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#68. The most Christian France is the sole wet-nurse to the Roman court.
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#69. I never sleep in comfort save when I am hearing a sermon or praying to God.
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#70. Indeed, said the monk, a mass, a matins, and vespers well rung are half-said.
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#71. One should never pursue the hazards of fortune to their very ends andit behooves all adventurers to treat their good luck with reverence, neither bothering nor upsetting it.
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#72. If the head is lost, all that perishes is the individual; if the balls are lost, all of human nature perishes.
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#75. It is my feeling that Time ripens all things; with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.
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#77. I won't undertake war until I have tried all the arts and means of peace.
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#78. Thirst, for who in the time of innocence would have drunk without being athirst? Nay, sir, it was drinking; for privatio praesupponit habitum.
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#81. Because just as arms have no force outside if there is no counsel within a house, study is vain and counsel useless that is not put to virtuous effect when the time calls.
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#82. A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell.
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#84. There is nothing holy nor sacred to those who have abandoned God and reason in order to follow their perverse desires.
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#86. Seeing how sorrow eats you, defeats you.
I'd rather write about laughing than crying,
For laughter makes men human, and courageous.
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#90. If you say to me: "Master, it would seem that you weren't too terribly wise to have written these bits of nonsense and pleasant mockeries," I respond that you are hardly more so in finding amusement in reading them.
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#91. Oh how unhappy is the prince served by such men who are so easily corrupted.
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#92. The probity that scintillizes in the superfices of your persons informs my ratiocinating faculty, in a most stupendous manner, of the radiant virtues latent within the precious caskets and ventricles of your minds.
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#94. So that we may not be like the Athenians, who never consulted except after the event done.
[Fr., Afin que ne semblons es Athenians, qui ne consultoient jamais sinon apres le cas faict.]
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#95. Time, which gnaws and diminisheth all things else, augments and increaseth benefits; because a noble action of liberality, done to a man of reason, doth grow continually by his generous thinking of it and remembering it.
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#100. I know of a charm by way of a prayer that will preserve a man from the violence of guns and all manner of fire-weapons and engines but it will do me no good because I do not believe it
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