Top 9 Fourth Of July Humor Quotes

#1. If you put up posters around town for high-school kids, high-school kids will come. If you're casting politicians, you can't put up posters and have politicians come down.

Gus Van Sant

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#2. Nothing outside yourself can cause any trouble. You yourself make the waves in your mind. If you leave your mind as it is, it will become calm. This mind is called big mind.

Shunryu Suzuki

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#3. With morality we correct the mistakes of our instincts, and with love we correct the mistakes of our morals.

Jose Ortega Y Gasset

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#4. I was for some time quite beside myself and could not believe that Providence could have required the presence of this indispensable man in the other world so soon.

Joseph Haydn

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#5. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Mark Twain

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#6. This island is a hard place to survive and I fear that it has made everything resistant to the cruel hand of death.

Jennifer Arnett

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#7. The depth of revival will be determined exactly by the depth of the spirit of repentance.

Frank Bartleman

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#8. Poor or fuzzy communications are major time-wasters. Take the time to be crystal-clear in your communications with others.

Brian Tracy

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#9. Las Vegas was such a teeny, tiny place.

Eydie Gorme

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