Footling Quotes

#1. They plunged through heavy walls of sound, mountains of archaic thought, valleys of mood music, bad shoe sessions and footling bats and suddenly heard a girl's voice.

Douglas Adams

#2. I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey ...

Maysoon Zayid

#3. And, as soon as I could put together the, you know, three or four notes that made up, like, sort of a rock and roll lick, you know, like a Chuck Berry kind of thing, I was off and running. Just completely taken over.

Slash

#4. Mythology is the mother of religions, and grandmother of history.

Zsuzsanna Budapest

#5. In a pond koi can reach lengths of eighteen inches. Amazingly, when placed in a lake, koi can grow to three feet long. The metaphor is obvious. You are limited by how you see the world.

Vince Poscente

#6. There is no question that America has been a nation that has been blessed by almighty God. There is no other nation in the history of mankind that has done what His nation has done - and it's because of God's hand and His blessing.

Franklin Graham

#7. She opened the door very slowly and carefully, half hiding behind it, as if badly frightened of what might be waiting for her on the other side. And considering that it was me waiting, this showed rare common sense.

Jeff Lindsay

#8. Joe Paterno left this world with a clear conscience,

Jay Paterno

#9. If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter.

George Clooney

#10. I was looking at pictures of cats laying out on the beach and I thought, "Cats hate water, so why would they like the beach?" But then I realized that cats like to just lay around and lounge and be lazy, and what better place to do that than on the beach?

Bethany Cosentino