Football Workout Quotes

#1. I always took my workouts serious because I have a football background. I came from football, so when I got to baseball, I continued my football workouts in the offseason.

Frank Thomas

#2. The English are the biggest snobs on earth Harry.

Jeffrey Archer

#3. There is something simply beautiful and simply innocent, in being human. It is just so innocent and beautiful. I love it.

C. JoyBell C.

#4. I have generally found that persons who had studied painting least were the best judges of it.

William Hogarth

#5. I use logic all the time in mathematics, and it seems to yield "correct" results, but in mathematics "correct" by and large means "logical", so I'm back where I started. I can't defend logic because I can't remove my glasses.

Richard J. Trudeau

#6. A teacher had once told them that men were either beasts, gentlemen, or beasts masquerading as gentlemen. Might there be a fourth category - gentlemen masquerading as beasts?

Sabrina Jeffries

#7. So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

Robert Schimmel

#8. My workout was running down fly balls, stealing a base, or running for my life on the football field.

Bo Jackson

#9. You are utterly incorrect ... How many irate mathematicians are needed to get you to change your mind?

Anonymous

#10. If you're not failing, you're probably not really moving forward.

John C. Maxwell

#11. Prozac, too made me want to weep. Prozac, too, was grief, because it returned me to the regular world with consequences I never expected.

Lauren Slater

#12. In search of wealth in this world, Thou art the only wealth I have found; I sacrifice myself unto Thee. In search of some one to be loved, Thou art the only one beloved I have found; I sacrifice myself unto Thee.

Swami Vivekananda

#13. He's satisfied with himself. If you have a soul you can't be satisfied.

Graham Greene

#14. I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have.

Dom Irrera