Food And Beverage Funny Quotes

#1. I would like to think of my 'ignorance' less as a personal failing and more as a massive cultural trend, an example of doubling, of psychic numbing, that characterizes the end of the millennium. If we can't act on knowledge, then we can't survive without ignorance.

Ruth Ozeki

#2. The first purpose of a librarian is to preserve and defend our books. Sometimes, that means dying for them - or making someone else die for them. Tota est scientia.

Rachel Caine

#3. On Earth, we are unmanned by our longing for a pastoral past that never really existed; and that, if it had existed, could never exist again ... on the Moon, there is no past to long for or dream about. There is no direction but forward.

Isaac Asimov

#4. Are we going to just change the personalities in the speakership? Or are we going to fundamentally transform the way we do business here in Washington, D.C.?

Dan Webster

#5. Whatever you think you are, that's not it.

Adyashanti

#6. He wants a thunder tiger, Akihito."
"Well, I want a woman who can touch her ears with her ankles, cook a decent meal and keep her opinions to herself. But they don't fucking exist either!

Jay Kristoff

#7. I once sat on the rim of a mesa above the Rio Grande for three days and nights, trying to have a vision. I got hungry and saw God in the form of a beef pie.

Edward Abbey

#8. If you start very far to the left, it's harder to get to the middle.

Rob Portman

#9. He sensed my sorrow and turned to face me
you know what I remember after the police came
what's that
you sitting on the couch with me
you didn't say anything
you just sat with me

Kristen Simmons

#10. Don't tell me what I can't do!

John Locke

#11. Branwell told a cruel lie in silence.

E.L. Konigsburg

#12. I love music, it kind of comes naturally and has always been a part of my world.

Nick Jonas

#13. We die a day at a time

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#14. I've never been in a barroom brawl in my life. I just don't do such things.

Max Von Sydow