Florida Gators Funny Quotes

#1. Alas! in the exercise of the arts, industry scarce bears the name of merit. - Author: Elizabeth Inchbald

#2. What was past was past. I suppose that was the general attitude. - Author: V.S. Naipaul

#3. Think of death as a transformation - a bit more radical than puberty, but nothing to get particularly upset about. - Author: Dan Millman

#4. That something smelled delicious!' I screamed. - Author: David Foster Wallace

#5. We no longer want to be a melting pot, because we don't understand what is already melted. - Author: Wynton Marsalis

#6. The modern spirit is a hesitant one. Spontaneity has given way to cautious legalisms, and the age of heroes has been superseded by a cult of specialization. We have no more giants; only obedient ants. - Author: Roger Lowenstein

#7. Well I'm looking at history," she said, pointing at me. "You used to be a friend, but now you stink as a friend! I came here to give you a second chance and you make me smell the crotch of an old book. - Author: Jack Gantos

#8. There'll always be working people in my poems because I grew up with them, and I am a poet of memory. - Author: Philip Levine

#9. You used to be able to tell the difference between hipsters and homeless people. Now, it's between hipsters and retards. I mean, either that guy in the corner in orange safety pants holding a protest sign and wearing a top hat is mentally disabled or he is the coolest fucking guy you will ever know. - Author: Chuck Klosterman