Top 15 Florida Christmas Sayings
#1. I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She's kinda a creep but she's got a pool.
Betty White
#2. I was leaving.
Finally.
For good.
There was only one way I'd ever return to the town of Christmas, Florida, and it involved my dead body.
Veronica Wolff
#4. Spanish Explorers celebrated Christmas in 1539 in the area we now know as the State of Florida.
James Lankford
#5. There are a few countries that, for whatever reason, really enjoy listening to my music.
Kenny G
#6. After Margaret moved to Florida they continued to stay in touch in a Christmas card/life-milestone way.
E.L. Konigsburg
#7. The book was an instrument of both repression and liberation
Anders Rydell
#8. When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
Adam Carolla
#9. I know how people are, with their habits of mind. Most will sail through from cradle to grave with a conscience clean as snow ... I know people. Most have no earthly notion of the price of a snow-white conscience.
Barbara Kingsolver
#10. So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.
Lisa Guerrero
#11. The post office in the city of Christmas, Florida, where thousands descend each year to get their holiday cards postmarked. It's the best tradition we got, so fuck it, I'm rodeo-riding this cultural mutation.
Tim Dorsey
#13. Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
#14. Family rules? We only have one rule in our house, and that's 'Don't Be Annoying'
Daisy Waugh
#15. Apologizing does not always mean you're wrong and the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.
Mark Matthews
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