Top 15 Florida Christmas Sayings

#1. I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She's kinda a creep but she's got a pool.

Betty White

Florida Christmas Sayings #187903
#2. I was leaving.
Finally.
For good.
There was only one way I'd ever return to the town of Christmas, Florida, and it involved my dead body.

Veronica Wolff

Florida Christmas Sayings #203788
#3. An ellipsis is a giant ocean of possibilities.

Jami Attenberg

Florida Christmas Sayings #368226
#4. Spanish Explorers celebrated Christmas in 1539 in the area we now know as the State of Florida.

James Lankford

Florida Christmas Sayings #382280
#5. There are a few countries that, for whatever reason, really enjoy listening to my music.

Kenny G

Florida Christmas Sayings #765865
#6. After Margaret moved to Florida they continued to stay in touch in a Christmas card/life-milestone way.

E.L. Konigsburg

Florida Christmas Sayings #797467
#7. The book was an instrument of both repression and liberation

Anders Rydell

Florida Christmas Sayings #956367
#8. When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

Adam Carolla

Florida Christmas Sayings #1371156
#9. I know how people are, with their habits of mind. Most will sail through from cradle to grave with a conscience clean as snow ... I know people. Most have no earthly notion of the price of a snow-white conscience.

Barbara Kingsolver

Florida Christmas Sayings #1380537
#10. So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.

Lisa Guerrero

Florida Christmas Sayings #1381047
#11. The post office in the city of Christmas, Florida, where thousands descend each year to get their holiday cards postmarked. It's the best tradition we got, so fuck it, I'm rodeo-riding this cultural mutation.

Tim Dorsey

Florida Christmas Sayings #1538983
#12. Death just shouldn't be a taxable event.

Dennis Hastert

Florida Christmas Sayings #1574265
#13. Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.

George Bernard Shaw

Florida Christmas Sayings #1628797
#14. Family rules? We only have one rule in our house, and that's 'Don't Be Annoying'

Daisy Waugh

Florida Christmas Sayings #1729402
#15. Apologizing does not always mean you're wrong and the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.

Mark Matthews

Florida Christmas Sayings #1854327

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