Floozies Live Quotes

#1. The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.

Theodore Stevens

#2. We think in terms of fate even if we don't believe in it. Even something as trivial as missing the bus - we think: Well, it might be good for something. We always have that thought, no matter how critical we try to be. The idea that everything is always total chance - we're not made for that.

Daniel Kehlmann

#3. Look up, get up and don't ever give up.

Michael Irvin

#4. Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

Tom Dreesen

#5. Simply stated, girls want role models and mentors.

Anna Maria Chavez

#6. Your security and love of life don't depend on the presence of another, but only on yourself, your chosen work, and your developing identity. Then you can safely choose to enrich your life by marrying another person, and not, as e e cummings says, until.

Sylvia Plath

#7. If you write what you know about, you will always be on safe ground. I am very edgy and nervous about going into territories I know nothing about. That's why you don't find much high finance, group sex, or yachting parties in my stories.

Maeve Binchy

#8. Lord Chi Wen thought three times before taking any action. When the Master heard this, he said: Twice is plenty enough.

Confucius

#9. I wanted a family, but before I had a family, I was a career person. I've tried to marry those two things, and sometimes it is successful, and sometimes it is not.

Sarah Jessica Parker

#10. My attention span is all over the place, and I overthink things. I'm an insomniac.

Selena Gomez

#11. When I look up and see a star, I know my mom is there. She's with me all the time. It's a powerful connection.

Emmanuelle Chriqui