Floods Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about floods funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Floods Funny Quotes

#1. I started writing songs when I started learning guitar. - Author: Courtney Barnett
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#2. Tell me this is a nightmare - Author: Laurie Halse Anderson
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#3. Be careful about Burma. Most people cannot remember whether it was Siam and has become Thailand, or whether it is now part of Malaysia and should be called Sri Lanka. - Author: Alexander Cockburn
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#4. Nobody at CNBC owns gold. Nobody at Bloomberg owns gold. Gold is being constantly talked down by the media, and Fed officials, and economists, who also don't own any gold. They're all stocked up in equities. - Author: Marc Faber
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#5. It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON- - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#6. Fame was thrilling only until it became grueling. Money was fun only until you ran out of things to buy. - Author: Gloria Swanson
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#7. Relationships with negative people are simply tedious encounters with porcupines. You don't have the remote knowledge how to be close to them without quills being shot in your direction. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#8. I've got four sons in the army, but I'm not crying about it. It's all in God's hands: you may die in your bed, or God may spare you in battle, - Author: Leo Tolstoy
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#9. All I wanted was to be a regional-theater actor, to be in a company. I thought it would be a great life. I don't think I understood how difficult it would be. - Author: Julianne Moore
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#10. A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. - Author: John Steinbeck
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#11. Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#12. In the U.K., we have always been an open, trading nation, enriched by our global links. Contemporary patterns of migration extend this tradition. - Author: David Blunkett
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#13. All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods, and earthquakes will cheer me up. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#14. If I could grow wings, I could fly. Only people can't grow wings," he say's. "Real or not real?"
"Real," I say. "But people don't need wings to survive."
"Mockingjays do. - Author: Suzanne Collins
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