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#1. Feminism began to dawn on my brain belatedly in life.

Gloria Steinem

#2. Success breeds success on a marathon route. If you can prove to yourself that you are doing well, then invariably you will do even better.

Phil Hewitt

#3. I flip open my phone to text Jessica:
Me: Guess who's pregnant?
Jess: u?
Me: Get real.
Jess: ur mom?
Me: yep
Jess: Mazel tov!?
Me: Don't congratulate me, plz
Jess: Could b worse
Me: How?
Jess: Could be u?
Me: I'm a virgin.
Jess: Nobody's perfect.

Simone Elkeles

#4. Her sense of humor is indistinguishable from her sense of self.

David Levithan

#5. Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

William S. Burroughs

#6. Life itself is a strange mixture. We have to take it as it is, try to understand it, and then to better it.

Rabindranath Tagore

#7. The boy manifested the sort of submissive dimness that foretold a long sad future in minimum-security institutions

Carl Hiaasen

#8. Accept - then act. Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it. Always work with it, not against it.

Eckhart Tolle

#9. I had some tough times ... i did some bad shit ... but i'm still the same girl i used to be

Britney Spears

#10. Human beings tend to be conservative,
so if you lie, you'll probably be closer to the truth.

Sonya Sones

#11. In times of stress and danger such as come about as the result of an epidemic, many tragic and cruel phases of human nature are brought out, as well as many brave and unselfish ones.

William Crawford Gorgas

#12. Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

Jay Leno

#13. All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone.

Jean De La Bruyere