Flagpoles Etc Quotes

#1. Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Harvey Korman

#2. I bet foreigners visiting the U.S. are wondering why we never use the top half of our flagpoles.

Unknown

#3. He was railing my mind blank, long-dicking me into oblivion.

Kresley Cole

#4. -'I don't see what good it's going to do for you to waltz back in there and
'
-'Can I tango back in there, instead? So much sexier than the waltz.

Kiersten White

#5. We do everything by custom, even believe by it; our very axioms, let us boast of free-thinking as we may, are oftenest simply such beliefs as we have never heard questioned.

Thomas Carlyle

#6. The Bassbone is just what I have been looking for ... I can maintain the integrity of two instruments on stage or in the studio with control over the balance and keep my high standards for my low notes!

Nathan East

#7. I said I'm going to hit the next one right over the flagpole. God must have been with me.

Babe Ruth

#8. You have a powerful army, Kublai, but the best force is one you do not have to use.

Conn Iggulden

#9. A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.

Russell Lynes

#10. Women are not In their best fortunes strong, but want will perjure the ne'er-touched vestal.

William Shakespeare

#11. I've known I've needed you since forever." Wolf cut him off with a whisper dropped into Tristan's ear. "It just took me a bit to finally meet you.

Rhys Ford

#12. Looking back, I wince at the careless way I tossed out my opinions.

Luke Ford

#13. The few trees still upright were stripped of their branches, lonely flagpoles without a nation to claim them.

Mike Mullin

#14. He had lived on this filthy imitation
of food till his own mind and body were compounded of inferior stuff. It
was malnutrition and not any native vice that had destroyed his manhood.

George Orwell

#15. Actually, we're just glorified flagpole sitters.

Warren G. Harding

#16. You're always thinking, What's the next move - the career, the money.

Joaquin Phoenix

#17. My death and life, My bane and antidote, are both before me.

Joseph Addison

#18. Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

John Lennon

#19. If the delicate flower liked to play Medusa, maybe Karina could take on the role of Perseus. It was really for the good of all womankind that she slay the gorgon.

Lexi Blake