Flabbergasting Logistics Quotes

#1. I call people 'petal' all the time. My postman is very confused by this.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#2. There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context. If you translated something into French and then had it translated back into English by somebody who didn't know the original, you'd lose what was funny.

Tom Stoppard

#3. If you open your mind more than you open your mouth, you will open your world more than you open your doubt.

Robert J. Braathe

#4. In life, redemption was walking up the down escalator: stop to congratulate yourself, and back you slid.

Amy Waldman

#5. The secret is not in what you do to yourself but rather in what you don't do.

Carlos Castaneda

#6. Does this world feel like hell to you? Of course it does, because it is.

Naoyuki Ochiai

#7. My mom sang in high school choir and so did my father.

Kevin Richardson

#8. There's zero correlation between owning music and being a greater music lover or musician than the next person.

Erol Alkan

#9. I suppose I was very disappointed that I was injured during training for Korea. In fact, I had an argument with a grenade and it won, and consequently I was forced to come back to Australia for twelve months.

Peter Scott

#10. All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.

Jill Shalvis

#11. Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent the victimization of other homosexuals.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#12. Love revels in and grows in the moment and the joy of the moment.

Leo Buscaglia

#13. It's like you have to save your own life, nobody is going to be your savior for you, so we have to do what we have to do, no matter what it is

Kai Greene