Fitger Quotes

#1. Fitger behaves like more of an ass than he actually is.

Julie Schumacher

#2. He couldn't help but feel he was a little too young to consider forgoing sex for the rest of his life for the sake of companionship.

Kele Moon

#3. Although value is a weak force in any single year, it becomes a monster over several years. Like gravity, it slowly wears down the opposition.

Jeremy Grantham

#4. The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

Erma Bombeck

#5. Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it

Peter Kay

#6. It's like stealing WiFi from the universe.

Bill Tarlin

#7. In accordance with the terms of the Clarke-Asimov treaty, the second-best
science writer dedicates this book to the second-best science-fiction
writer.
[dedication to Isaac Asimov from Arthur C. Clarke in his book Report on Planet Three]

Arthur C. Clarke

#8. The purpose of writing is to hold a mirror to nature, but too much today is written from small mirrors in vanity cases.

John Mason Brown

#9. I don't think I've ever played the Olympia before, but I'm not totally sure.

Bryan Ferry

#10. The devil finds work for idle hands.

Jostein Gaarder

#11. But so often, before words can rise to the mind to imply the ineffable, the ineffable has effed off.

Gregory Maguire