Finebaum Show Quotes

#1. We drove around for half an hour in search of two free parking spaces because you couldn't get into a single one," he said, to banish those thoughts.
"It was just an excuse to keep you with me," Alice replied. "But you never understood anything.

Paolo Giordano

#2. People who tell you that control is bad are trying to tell you that automobile accidents and industrial accidents are good.

L. Ron Hubbard

#3. When the day inevitably comes that a Pac-12 team beats out an SEC team for the last playoff spot, you can be sure of two things: 1) Callers to The Paul Finebaum Show the next day will utter things never before heard on radio and 2) the SEC will go to nine conference games, stat.

Stewart Mandel

#4. A man without nobility cannot have kindliness; he can only have good nature.

Nicolas Chamfort

#5. It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe.

Karina Halle

#6. What is not grasped has all the chances to become real.

Edmond Jabes