Fifty Shades Freed Funny Quotes

#1. It was not, they observed with exquisite understatement, a cry for help. - Author: Jojo Moyes

#2. It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier. - Author: E.L. James

#3. I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. - Author: E.L. James

#4. We had some rum flow trouble. - Author: Abigail Roux

#5. Everyone knows, even the smallest kid knows about Martin Luther King Jr., can say his most famous moment was that 'I have a dream speech. No one can go further than one sentence. All we know is that this had a dream. We do not know what the dream was'. - Author: Henry Louis Taylor Jr.

#6. I've had this unbelievable amount of good fortune and I'm just so thankful for it. But at the same time I feel exceptionally guilty. I have so many friends who are talented graduates of Juilliard and are exceptional actors and I'm the lucky one that somehow got such a fortunate break. - Author: Matthew Gray Gubler

#7. I certainly consider a great appreciation of painting to be the best indication of a most perfect mind ... - Author: Leon Battista Alberti

#8. Gossip, after it reaches a certain point of insult and falsehood, becomes a source of amusement to its victims. - Author: Margaret Deland

#9. We're also far enough from the publishing power that we have no access to the politics of publishing, although there are interpersonal politics, of course. - Author: Katherine Dunn

#10. Anything that anybody wants to give me is great! I've had folk songs, heavy metal songs, jewellery ... I would never call anything any fan gives me weird, as it's how people express what they like about the books, what it means to them, and that's a wonderful thing. - Author: Patrick Ness

#11. I missed you every day, Becs. - Author: Jay McLean

#12. The modern research laboratory can be a large and complicated social organism. - Author: J. Michael Bishop

#13. From: Christian Grey
Subject: &*%$&*&*
Date: August 23 2011 11:23
To: Anastasia Grey
Believe me when I say there are a great many things he'd like to do to your ass right now. Firing you is not one of them.
Christian Grey
CEO & Ass man, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc. - Author: E.L. James

#14. It frequently happens that a villainous action does not torment us the instant we commit it, but on recollection, and sometimes even after a number of years have elapsed, for the remembrance of crimes is not to be extinguished. - Author: Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#15. Experiment is the sole interpreter of the artifices of Nature. - Author: Leonardo Da Vinci

#16. And the music, as far as a type of music, it's still pretty viable. - Author: Steve Forbert