Top 100 Fern Quotes

#1. There are so many ready to write (poor fools!) for the honor and glory of the thing, and there are so many ready to take advantage of this fact, and withhold from needy talent the moral right to a deserved remuneration.

Fanny Fern

#2. Why don't we have more babies, Mom? Bailey has big sisters. I wish I had a big sister.
I don't know why, Fern. I tried to have more children, but sometimes we are given something so special, so wonderful, that one is enough.

Amy Harmon

#3. Beside the brook and on the umbered meadow, Where yellow fern-tufts fleck the faded ground, With folded lids beneath their palmy shadow The gentian nods in dewy slumbers bound.

Sarah Helen Whitman

#4. It's a subject that is often hidden and very secretive, but it's something which I feel should have a light shone upon it.

Fern Britton

#5. Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. A small one to be sure, but nevertheless a pig. It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.

E.B. White

#6. There are no little things. Little things are the hinges of the universe.

Fanny Fern

#7. I've often thought that beauty can be a
deterrent to love," Fern's father mused.
"Why?"
"Because sometimes we fall in love with a
face and not what's behind it.

Amy Harmon

#8. Show me an 'easy person,' and I will show you a selfish one. Good-natured he may be; why not? since the disastrous consequences of his 'easiness' are generally shouldered by other people.

Fanny Fern

#9. I dare say you will try to make me believe that Editors are human. Now I deny that, for I myself have, in past days, had evidence to the contrary.

Fanny Fern

#10. To her, the name of father was another name for love.

Fanny Fern

#11. I hate the word proper. If you tell me a thing is not proper, I immediately feel the most rabid desire to go 'neck and heels' into it.

Fanny Fern

#12. Becoming slower and sweeter. She

Fern Michaels

#13. Your thoughts create your life.

Fern Johnson Hilton

#14. What a pity when editors review a woman's book, that they so often fall into the error of reviewing the woman instead.

Fanny Fern

#15. Still, when Fern fell asleep on Preston's shoulder during the reenactment of Lincoln's assassination at Ford's Theatre, Sam almost lost his lunch, even though they hadn't had lunch yet.

Jennifer Anne Kogler

#16. When a literary person's exhaustive work is over, the last thing he wishes to do is to talk books.

Fanny Fern

#17. Nothing is as it seems.

Fern Michaels

#18. Fern," Aunt Angie said softly. "I was just telling Bailey that it's true. He is going to die.

Amy Harmon

#19. When Nature gives a gorgeous rose, Or yields the simplest fern, She writes this motto on the leaves, "To whom it may concern!" And so it is the poet comes And revels in her bowers, And, though another hold the land, Is owner of the flowers.

John Godfrey Saxe

#20. Oh, the luxury of lying in the fern night and the grass night and the night of the susurrant, slumbrous voices weaving the night together.

Ray Bradbury

#21. The term 'lady' has been so misused, that I like better the old-fashioned term, woman.

Fanny Fern

#22. One person is as good as another in New England, and better, too.

Fanny Fern

#23. Mogget's voice. Sam whirled around. "Mogget? Is that you? Where are you?" "Here, and regretting it as per usual," replied Mogget, and a small white cat sauntered out from behind a fern tree.

Garth Nix

#24. Memory for most is a kind of afterlife; for my mother, it is another form of life.

Fern Schumer Chapman

#25. Advice is like a doctor's pills; how easily he gives them! how reluctantly he takes them when his turn comes!

Fanny Fern

#26. You!" I shouted. "What's wrong with you?"
He blinked at me.
"I thought you got turned into a fern."
"Oh. Oh, Ananna, I'm sorry I didn't think-

Cassandra Rose Clarke

#27. Adversity is so rough a teacher!

Fanny Fern

#28. I wish one half the world were not fools, and the other half idiots.

Fanny Fern

#29. Fitz Allen had 'traveled;' and that is generally understood to mean to go abroad and remain a period of time long enough to grow a fierce beard, and fierce mustache, and cultivate a thorough contempt for everything in your own country.

Fanny Fern

#30. Fern was smiling at him from the doorway and he smiled back, liking the way she looked at him, as if there was nothing wrong with his face, as if his very presence made her happy.

Amy Harmon

#31. It is never a good idea to play with your food." - Fern

M.A. Bronson

#32. There are noble mausoleums rooted for centuries in retired glades of parks among the growing timber and the fern, which perhaps hold fewer noble secrets than walk abroad among men, shut up in the breast of Mr. Tulkinghorn.

Charles Dickens

#33. Hoary-headed old Winter, I have had enough of you!

Fanny Fern

#34. The living take a part of the dead with them, carrying them around in their minds, like a song that lingers after the music has been turned off.

Fern Schumer Chapman

#35. To the Pilgrim Mothers, who not only had their full share of the hardships and privations of pioneer life but also had the Pilgrim Fathers to endure.

Fanny Fern

#36. This was a season of worry and joy living side by side in Fern. They did not cancel each other out or blend to create a soft grey. Love could not temper fear and fear could not temper love.

Ramona Ausubel

#37. When you're good, you're good! -Godmothers Series

Fern Michaels

#38. You have a tattoo, a black eye, and I just saw your bra. You are getting to be very hardcore, Fern.

Amy Harmon

#39. Out there is South Dakota," Kitch had said, "Matt said they treated Fern like some kind of animal.

Karen Joy Fowler

#40. I know what will make you smile. Look at this.' Loveday watched in the mirror's reflection as Greer opened a satin drawstring bag and took out a delicate garter made of gauze and swan's-down

Fern Britton

#41. You know what? From now on, I think I'm going to call you Mister Christmas.

Fern Michaels

#42. It was all down, down, down, gradually
ruin and levelling and disappearance. Then it was all up, up, up, gradually, as seeds grew to saplings, and saplings to forest trees, and bramble and fern came creeping in to help.

Kenneth Grahame

#43. My goal is to have a Firm Britain.

Fern Britton

#44. In neglected fields the fern grows, which must be cleared out by fire.

Horace

#45. Because half a dozen grasshoppers under a fern make the field ring with their importunate chink, whilst thousands of great cattle, reposed beneath the shadow of the British oak, chew the cud and are silent, pray do not imagine that those who make the noise are the only inhabitants of the field.

Edmund Burke

#46. Light hearts seldom keep company with heavy coffers ...

Fanny Fern

#47. Diane turned and pointed in the direction of Evan's cubicle. But instead of a cubicle, there was a fern and an empty chair beneath a framed photo of a cloud. She wasn't sure which cloud it was.

Joseph Fink

#48. Marriage is the hardest way to get a living.

Fanny Fern

#49. Hurry, drive and bustle ... Everybody looking out for number one, and caring little who jostled past, if their rights were not infringed.

Fanny Fern

#50. Pity that gold should always bring with it the canker - covetousness.

Fanny Fern

#51. Few husbands (and the longer I observe, the more I am convinced of the truth of what I am about to say, and I make no exception in favor of education or station) have the magnanimity to use justly, generously, the power which the law puts in their hands.

Fanny Fern

#52. My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He waves his club at me. Well, let him wave-the sky is blue; Go on, old ball, we are but two-We may be down in three, Or nine-or ten-or twenty-five-It matters not; to be alive, Is good enough for me.

A.P. Herbert

#53. Life wore a new aspect; the skies were bluer, the earth greener, the flowers more fragrant; her twin soul existed somewhere.

Fanny Fern

#54. Blessed be sleep! We are all young then; we are all happy. Then our dead are living.

Fanny Fern

#55. Well, it is a humiliating reflection, that the straightest road to a man's heart is through his palate.

Fanny Fern

#56. Fern's never had very good luck with animals. She smothers them with affection and care and they thank her by croaking. Fern hasn't figured out how to play hard to get.

Amy Harmon

#57. A little oil makes machinery work easy ...

Fanny Fern

#58. Fern has Ugly Girl Syndrome." Bailey said, out of the blue. "Also known as UGS ... She grew up thinking she was ugly. She doesn't realize that she shed the ugly a long time ago. She's beautiful now. And she's just as pretty on the inside, which is a side benny of UGS.

Amy Harmon

#59. Nowhere more than in New York does the contest between squalor and splendor so sharply present itself.

Fanny Fern

#60. Being on Twitter is like having a fern.

Steve Martin

#61. I need you, Fern. I'm not going to lie. I need you. But I don't need you the same way Bailey did. I need you because it hurts when we're apart. I need you because you make me hopeful. You make me happy.

Amy Harmon

#62. Doubt thou the stars are fiew,
Doubt the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt I love. -Fern

Amy Harmon

#63. Do you think there's any way someone like Ambrose could fall in love with someone like me?" Fern caught Bailey's gaze in the mirror again, knowing he would understand.
"Only if he's lucky.

Amy Harmon

#64. Michael Connelly's Series Order Diana Gabaldon's Series Order Patricia Cornwell's Series Order Fern Michael's Series Order Robert Ludlum's Series Order Harlan Coben's Series Order Terry Pratchett's Series Order J.A. Jance's Series Order Tom Clancy's

A.J. Stone

#65. Everything in the country, animate and inanimate, seems to whisper, be serene, be kind, be happy. We grow tolerant there unconsciously.

Fanny Fern

#66. Love is a farce; matrimony is a humbug; husbands are domestic Napoleons, Neroes, Alexanders,
sighing for other hearts to conquer, after they are sure of yours.

Fanny Fern

#67. Hotel life is about the same in every latitude.

Fanny Fern

#68. Even the potted fern seemed to hold its breath. Harold

Rachel Joyce

#69. It is the most astonishing thing that persons who have not sufficient education to spell correctly, to punctuate properly, to place capital letters in the right places, should, when other means of support fail, send mss. for publication.

Fanny Fern

#70. I am convinced that there are times in everybody's experience when there is so much to be done, that the only way to do it is to sit down and do nothing.

Fanny Fern

#71. How strong sometimes is weakness!

Fanny Fern

#72. In the pursuit of knowledge, follow it wherever it is to be found; like fern, it is the produce of all climates, and like coin, its circulation is not restricted to any particular class.

Charles Caleb Colton

#73. I come from haunts of coot and hern, I make a sudden sally And sparkle out among the fern, To bicker down a valley.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

#74. there something you know and

Fern Michaels

#75. I love you, Fern."
"You do?" Fern squealed.
"I do. It doesn't get better than Fern Taylor."
"It doesn't?" Fern squeaked.
"It doesn't." Ambrose couldn't help laughing at her incredulous little face.

Amy Harmon

#76. I've as good a right to preserve the healthy body God gave me, as if I were not a woman.

Fanny Fern

#77. I am not tormented, Fern responded. I am ... diminished. I have always believed that your soul grows when you do something that is good and brave, a right thing, a true thing, and when you do evil- no matter what the motive- your soul is eroded. Well, my soul is less.

Jan Siegel

#78. Ambrose Young felt himself slip and slide, falling helplessly
with very little resistance
in love with Fern Taylor.

Amy Harmon

#79. Jessie reached for 'Ten Bright Ideas to Light Up Your Sales'. It was on her bedside table, right next to 'Charlotte's Web'. Jessie's hand hovered. She looked longingly at Wilbur and Fern watching Charlotte hanging b a thread.
But this was war, and she couldn't stop to read for fun.

Jacqueline Davies

#80. They who are not fastidious as to the means, seldom fail of securing the result they aim at.

Fanny Fern

#81. She said it was beautiful to be loved, and that it made everything on earth look brighter.

Fanny Fern

#82. Never ask a favor until you are drawing your last breath; and never forget one.

Fanny Fern

#83. You aren't pretty!" Bailey shouted, making Fern instantly seethe. "But my dad would never lie to me like your mom does. You just wait!

Amy Harmon

#84. Smells, I think, may be the last thing on earth to die.

Fern Schumer Chapman

#85. Every father knows at once too much and too little about his own son ...

Fanny Fern

#86. Matrimony and the toothache may be survived, but of all the evils femininity is heir to, defend me from a shopping excursion.

Fanny Fern

#87. You make me feel safe, Fern. You make me forget. And when I kiss you I just want to keep kissing you. Everything else falls away.

Amy Harmon

#88. Why will parents use that expression? What right have you to have a favorite child?

Fanny Fern

#89. I DIDN'T KNOW what she was thinking or feeling. Her body had become unfamiliar to me. And yet, at the very same time, I recognized everything about her. My sister, Fern. In the whole wide world, my only red poker chip. As if I were looking in a mirror.

Karen Joy Fowler

#90. How did you know I needed you?" Fern whispered in broken tones.
"Because I needed you," Ambrose confessed without artifice, his voice thick with heartache.

Amy Harmon

#91. Back to the land of freedom. Back to breaking the law with her sisters to make sure justice got served. God, just the thought had her tingling all over.

Fern Michaels

#92. I wander around and end up in Cruikshank's Orchard, sitting on a fern-patterned bench next to the girl of my dreams. She's wearing a T-shirt that says, Vegetarian Zombie. Below that, the zombie says, Graaaaaaains.

Samantha Anderson

#93. The cream of enjoyment in this life is always impromptu. The chance walk; the unexpected visit; the unpremeditated journey; the unsought conversation or acquaintance.

Fanny Fern

#94. Before or After? Fern:
Before, anticipation is usually better than the real thing.
Ambrose: After. The real thing, when done right, is always better
than a daydream. Fern wouldn't know, would she? She let that one
slide.

Amy Harmon

#95. News flash, Fern Taylor! Everything has changed! You are beautiful, I am hideous, you don't need me anymore, but I sure as hell need you!

Amy Harmon

#96. I am getting sick of people. I am falling in love with things. They hold their tongues ...

Fanny Fern

#97. The instant of petrified violence that sometimes foreruns a summer storm saturated the hushed yard, and in the unearthly tinseled light rusty buckets of trailing fern which were strung round the porch like party lanterns appeared illuminated by a faint green inward flame.

Truman Capote

#98. O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.

Fanny Fern

#99. Would a harsh word ever fall from lips which now breathed only love? Would the step whose lightest footfall now made her heart leap, ever sound in her ear like a death knell?

Fanny Fern

#100. Why don't men ... leave off those detestable stiff collars, stocks, and things, that make them all look like choked chickens, and which hide so many handsomely-turned throats, that a body never sees, unless a body is married, or unless a body happens to see a body's brothers while they are shaving.

Fanny Fern

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