Fellate Quotes

#1. If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

Scott Adams

#2. Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?

Stephen Fry

#3. See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an imaginary gun. Fellate your own fingers afterward.

Amanda Boyden

#4. It seemed that a woman should remember the night a new life began inside her. Such a miracle should not be the result of routine or an ordinary coming together. Life should begin in a cataclysm of heat and fury bathed in the sweat of passion and urgency.

Maggie Osborne

#5. [ ... ] Says it with his head on! Mr. Stryver remarked upon the peculiarity as if it would have been infinitely less remarkable if he had said it with his head off.

Charles Dickens

#6. Jesus appeared unto the ancient Nephites, in the northern part of what we call South America ...

Orson Pratt

#7. Let our road be long, let it be very long, let it be very very long and in fact let our road be infinite! Travel means flow, flow means life!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#8. People never looked up.

George R R Martin

#9. I'm going to fight for human rights, whether I do it silently behind the scenes or vocally so that I get locked up. I can't just sit back; it's not in my nature. I can't sit back and blindly ignore it, and I won't.

Elton John

#10. Don't just be in the business and have fun 'cause you're a kid. You've gotta learn; this is your livelihood.

Tameka Cottle

#11. A garbled quotation is equivalent to a betrayal, an insult, a prejudice.

Emile M. Cioran

#12. Our second phase was to develop a school curriculum that teaches tolerance, respect for differences, conflict resolution, anger management, and other attributes of peace.

Eddie Bernice Johnson

#13. Into the day as by dream I swim
To the music of nourished meaning.

Dejan Stojanovic

#14. It's always amusing to see how much less the political class knows than the rest of us do ... it's never occurred to [the likes of Senators Brownback and Obama] that they bear a worse stigma than any AIDS patient, being almost universally regarded as blowhards, crooks, dopes, and fools.

Stephen D. Cox

#15. If you don't exert yourself, or if your exertions don't amount to much of anything, then you might as well not have bothered to have shown up for your existence at all.

Rebecca Goldstein