Feherty David Quotes

#1. I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

David Feherty

#2. I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

David Feherty

#3. When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game that involved trying to jam a ball into a hole in the ground with a stick,

David Feherty

#4. Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

David Feherty

#5. Whatever they were, they were living their lives, out there doing it, making their mistakes. Somehow I'd gotten stuck along the way [ ... ] and I didn't know how to free myself exactly.

Paula McLain

#6. It's a fact of life. Hearts are always hurting. And yet they still keep pumping.

Cecil Castellucci

#7. Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.

David Feherty

#8. Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

David Feherty

#9. The day of death is better than the day of birth, a live dog is better than a dead lion, and the grave is better than poverty.

N.J. Dawood

#10. I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.

David Feherty

#11. True faith is ever connected with hope.

John Calvin

#12. I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

David Feherty

#13. The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

David Feherty

#14. Depending on what they are, our habits will either make us or break us. We become what we repeatedly do.

Sean Covey

#15. Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

David Feherty

#16. I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

David Feherty

#17. Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

David Feherty

#18. If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

David Feherty

#19. Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

David Feherty

#20. I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

David Feherty

#21. That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

David Feherty

#22. In this spot, he is housed in evil. Reader, unbury him with a word.

Elizabeth Kostova

#23. I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

David Feherty

#24. The question of historicity and actuality with regard to gods and unicorns is a relatively trifling matter which may be left to antiquarians and biologists, for both the god and the unicorn had a business to perform greater than any mere existence in the flesh could explain or provide a basis for.

Odell Shepard

#25. It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

David Feherty

#26. The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.

David Feherty

#27. Honor your calling. Everybody has one. Trust your heart and success will come to you.

Oprah Winfrey

#28. I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

David Feherty

#29. Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

David Feherty

#30. I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

David Feherty

#31. Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

David Feherty