Fecalist Quotes

#1. Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I'm eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be.

Tina Fey

#2. I'd be a liar if I said I had a normal family.

Edward Furlong

#3. A schizophrenic war is not an easy thing to deal with.

Andrew Niccol

#4. Never let a pickpocket bump into you if you can help it

Pseudonymous Bosch

#5. Often people would mistake me for white when I was younger, and I didn't correct them; there would be a period of time that they just thought I was.

Natasha Trethewey

#6. It requires heavy-duty interventions: sweeping bans on polluting activities, deep subsidies for green alternatives, pricey penalties for violations, new taxes, new public works programs, reversals of privatizations - the list of ideological outrages goes on and

Naomi Klein

#7. I've been barefoot most of my life: either flip flops or barefoot on the pool deck. Although you'd think that would make me a good candidate for barefoot running, that doesn't work with me.

Summer Sanders

#8. Breathing well means breathing more slowly and deeply. Relax, feel your breathing, and breathe comfortably. Once aware, it naturally becomes deeper and slower.

Ilchi Lee

#9. I don't write well when I'm sitting there sweating about every single phrase.

Doris Lessing

#10. When you get real old, honey, you realize there are certain things that just don't matter anymore. You lay it all on the table. There's a saying, 'Only little children and old folks tell the truth.'

Sarah Louise Delany

#11. What kind of emergency?"
"Uh ... "
"Gynecology or acupuncture?"
What the heck would an acupuncture-related emergency be like?

Carrie Harris

#12. No one you love is ever truly lost.

Ernest Hemingway,