Favorite Elf Quotes

#1. 'It's A Wonderful Life' still makes me cry happy tears, and my more recent favorite, 'Elf.'

Mary Page Keller

#2. Love is a practice of self-mastery.

Bryant McGill

#3. Stripped of their property, crushed and mutilated, they still embody the nobility of Israel and the eternity of God, while their enemy - who is your enemy as well - embodies all that is most vile in man. I shall act not as their detractor, but as their melitz yosher, their intercessor.

Elie Wiesel

#4. Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.

Ella Dominguez

#5. Not the absorption capacity of the land, but the creative ability of a people, is the true yardstick with which we can measure the immigration potentialities of the land.

David Ben-Gurion

#6. I can't relate to Mansfield or Monroe. The only one I can relate to is Bardot. First of all, there's a certain physical similarity between us. Second of all, she was very strong
she didn't have that affected sexuality.

Pia Zadora

#7. Shut up and say something.

Moe Howard

#8. be careful of monsters with teeth

Harlan Ellison