Fat And Pregnant Quotes

#1. Nope. It was a big fat minus sign. Which means negative. Not pregnant. No baby. Infertile. Nothing's growing in this soil. - Author: Laurelin Paige

#2. I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. - Author: Paul Gauguin

#3. You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard. - Author: Gwen Stefani

#4. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. - Author: Dave Barry

#5. My favourite thing in my wardrobe is my jewelry. - Author: Kate Reardon

#6. Some people come to the edge of the cliff and they look over, then run away in fear. They never realize it's possible to fly, to soar, to be free. They spend their lives crawling along cliff tops without finding the courage. - Author: Michael Dobbs

#7. Oh, and you accuse me of flattery! Here I waddle about like a fat old duck and you try to tell me I'm lovely. - Author: Robin Hobb

#8. You fail in your thoughts, or you prevail in your thoughts only. - Author: Henry David Thoreau

#9. I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great. - Author: Lily Allen

#10. 2003 that girls and young women drink low-fat or skim milk instead of whole milk and eat foods lower in animal fat years before they become pregnant in order to avoid accumulation of dioxins in their body. - Author: Michael C. Lu

#11. I found that as I flipped the days on the calendar, the worries I had about our relationship had began to diminish. - Author: Nicholas Sparks

#12. You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. - Author: Julie Bowen

#13. The president broke his bond with the public. Once that bond was broken, he no longer had the capacity to talk to the American public. State of the Union addresses? It didn't matter. Legislative initiatives? It didn't matter. P.R.? It didn't matter. Travel? It didn't matter. - Author: Matthew Dowd

#14. How do I work? I grope. - Author: Albert Einstein

#15. No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. - Author: Benazir Bhutto

#16. I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it. - Author: Mary Quant