Top 6 Farting Friend Quotes

#1. Like it says in the Bible, being a friend means never having to witness farting belly buttons. Or something.

Jenny Lawson

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#2. Just because a situation is grim doesn't mean you don't have every right to smile.

Rashida Jones

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#3. Hey, pretty book, why don't you lie in my lap awhile?

Richelle E. Goodrich

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#4. But when I worked on a painting I would do it from a drawing but I would put certain things I was fairly sure I wanted in the painting, and then collage on the painting with printed dots or painted paper or something before I really committed it.

Roy Lichtenstein

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#5. I have had the feeling that a properly constructed flying-machine should be capable of being flown as a kite; and conversely, that a properly constructed kite should be capable of use as a flying-machine when driven by its own propellers.

Alexander Graham Bell

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#6. Often times it is difficult to rely on your judgment when the focus on your true objective is out of alignment.

Mark W. Boyer

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