Farewell Cake Sayings

#1. I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

Reggie Lee

#2. I think we shot the ball very well tonight, we just didn't get stops when we needed to. They hit 11 3-pointers in the third quarter. Sometimes when one person gets hot, everybody's hot.

Shawn Marion

#3. A slug has its bottom in its head.

Holly Smale

#4. I'm dead serious about my craft and just really serious about making music in itself. I take pride in making songs and albums where no two songs sound alike. That's the challenge and that's what it's all about, to keep it original and fresh and funky.

Big Boi

#5. There are different kinds of concentration required to make a painting, different kinds of being present.

Joe Bradley

#6. I can get it right on the page," Carly told him. "Real life has no edits."
from THE VOICES OF ANGELS

Peggy Jaeger

#7. Oscar Wilde said that sunsets were not valued because we could not pay for sunsets. But Oscar Wilde was wrong; we can pay for sunsets. We can pay for them by not being Oscar Wilde.

G.K. Chesterton

#8. As we try to change society to fit our standards and bring about the sense of peace we long for, it is only when we turn inwards, clean our own backyards and serve as a source of inspiration that society will improve on its own.

Dana Gore

#9. I imagined my fantasy co-author would look like Miranda Kerr, but have the intellect and comedic timing of Liz Lemon.

Judy Greer

#10. Fuck, if only 'aesthetic idiom' didn't sound so damn poncy.

Hal Duncan

#11. There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

Mark Twain

#12. Why take drugs specifically designed to send you insane?

Sebastian Faulks

#13. I'm glad of it, that's one of your foolish extravagances, sending flowers and things to girls for whom you don't care two pins," continued Jo reprovingly. "Sensible girls for whom I do care whole papers of pins won't let me send them 'flowers and things', so what can I do? My feelings need a 'vent'.

Louisa May Alcott

#14. If is a very big preposition.

John Major

#15. Poor, chubby Annette Kelper, who desperately tries to pretend that nobody notices the fact that she's balding on top of her head. That's right. Look closely - balding just like a man. Perhaps Randy feels sorry for chrome-dome Annette.

David Sedaris