Far Out Brussel Sprout Quotes

#1. Brussel Sprouts are bad for your health, Scientists have shown that everyone who ever ate a Sprout between the years 1762 and 1815 are now death. You have been warned

Ade Bozzay

#2. For four wicked centuries the world has dreamed this foolish dream of efficiency; and the end is not yet. But the end will come.

George Bernard Shaw

#3. Preferred three hours quicker over one moment late.

William Shakespeare

#4. Professor Ian McDonald of Guy's hospital in London ... has found that, in young men, sugar raises the level of cholesterol in the blood, and especially ... tri-glycerides.

John Yudkin

#5. Everyone wants to pretend like they sprang out of the ground with an Animal Collective record in their hands and a David Bowie haircut, and that's just not the case. You discover these things gradually.

Patrick Stump

#6. My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders.

Steve Irwin

#7. I'm not some outdated alarm company, like Muldoon Security, singular. I'm offering a whole new variety of services, plural - water testing, soil graphs, toxic air readings, the security of this century. The security that you aren't being poisoned in your own home.

Christopher Bollen

#8. America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!

Richard Jeni

#9. I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

Scott Thompson

#10. I don't know anything about this engagement stuff. I never thought I was going to get engaged.

Seann William Scott

#11. When I was a kid, my mother used to feed me mashed-potato sandwiches, brussel sprout sandwiches; my brain cells were starving from lack of food. I'll eat anything. I'll eat dirt.

Sylvester Stallone

#12. [Some people] put their work on the internet and check every day how many people look, how many people made contact, but I don't have internet, I don't have a hand-phone, I don't have fax, I don't have email. I just have old-fashioned telephone and letters.

Erro

#13. Nothing is the speed limit of thought.

Henri Michaux