Famous Zeugma Quotes

#1. There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.

Gary Snyder

#2. Loving confrontation can free both the oppressed from docility and the oppressor from sin.

Walter Wink

#3. We deal with love by dealing with the ones we love, with sickness by dealing with the sick, and with death by dealing with the dead. And

Thomas Lynch

#4. Hollywood ... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.

Tony Curtis

#5. There is no place for arrogance or complacency in racing because you are up there one minute and on your backside the next.

Tony McCoy

#6. Fashion should be fun and accessible.

Anna Sui

#7. A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites.

Jimmy Fallon

#8. When you're learning how to do magic, the first rule is 'never reveal a secret.' In a way, by telling someone I'm a magician, it kind of gives away the best secret of all ... How interesting to take the magician out of the equation of a magic show.

Michael Carbonaro