Famous Witty Quotes

#1. Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

James Thurber

#2. Acting is a win-win situation. There is no risk involved. That's why I get tired of hearing actors who try to make out that there's a downside to it. Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.

John Corbett

#3. A thing of beauty is a joy forever: It's loveliness increases: it will never pass into nothingness. Pleasure is oft a visitant, but pain clings cruelty to us.

John Keats

#4. Do not worry about your needs. God knows your every need.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. The important thing to remember is not to forget

Benny Bellamacina

#6. Humanity is always quick to condemn itself.

Vivian Eve

#7. Because she wasn't human, Chaol realized, gaping at her from where he still crouched over Fleetfoot.
No - she wasn't human at all.
Celaena was Fae.

Sarah J. Maas

#8. Happiness is the cessation of suffering.

Nhat Hanh

#9. Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.

Virgil

#10. Some might tell you there's no hope in hand
Just because they feel hopeless
But you don't have to be a thing like that
You be a ship in a bottle set sail

Dave Matthews Band

#11. Goodbyes are not forever. They are always partnered with see you again.

Mathilda Maldita

#12. Women are strangers in the country of man ...

Laura Riding

#13. I don't know one actor that became an actor for healthy reasons.

Judge Reinhold

#14. I have three kids, one of each.

Rodney Dangerfield

#15. It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.

Graham Greene