Top 25 Famous Humour Quotes

#1. Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey.

Sandi Toksvig

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#2. No doubt we should be, on the whole, much worse off than we are without our astonishing gift for illusion.

Virginia Woolf

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#3. I first heard of Parmenides' best-known assertion, "Whatever is, is." I laughed and blurted out, "And he's famous?" With this verbal ejaculation I revealed myself as the quintessential sophomore.

R.C. Sproul

Famous Humour Quotes #214286
#4. If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you.

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #230906
#5. The English summer is never far away; it's just above the clouds.

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #263639
#6. i won't be happy until i'm famous like God

Madonna

Famous Humour Quotes #267396
#7. I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised relationships.

Maureen Johnson

Famous Humour Quotes #312959
#8. The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #317130
#9. Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #424065
#10. Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.

R. Curtis Venture

Famous Humour Quotes #527562
#11. Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #671715
#12. Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)

Charles Stross

Famous Humour Quotes #673939
#13. Space is infinite. To the mind that means freedom, liberation.' So wrote Arisko, our greatest turkle philosopher, in his most famous work, 'Thoughts In A Bathtub'," said Dottia, dreamily, in an inspired state.

Philip Dodd

Famous Humour Quotes #817332
#14. Progress is obtained only by exploiting opportunities, not by solving problems. When you solve problems, all you do is guarantee a return to normalcy.

Peter Drucker

Famous Humour Quotes #1041008
#15. I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel.

George Mikes

Famous Humour Quotes #1074250
#16. CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren't they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan ... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exciting.

Jen Campbell

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#17. Some people wait for a miracle to start living their lives happily. Others, use that time and create the miracle themselves.

Philippos Syrigos

Famous Humour Quotes #1271624
#18. Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place.

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #1360185
#19. Think before you speak, unless it's urgent

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #1396177
#20. Balkanization.. had come to denote the parcelization of large & viable political units but also had become a synonym for a reversion to the tribal, the backward, the primitive, the barbarian.

Maria N. Todorova

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#21. Clear, unscaleable ahead, Rise the mountains of instead From whose cold, cascading streams None may drink except in dreams

W. H. Auden

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#22. By playing games you can artificially speed up your learning curve to develop the right kind of thought processes.

Nate Silver

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#23. There is no real separation between self or no-self. Anything you do for yourself you do for the society at the same time. And anything you do for society you do for yourself also.

Nhat Hanh

Famous Humour Quotes #1571443
#24. Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #1607277
#25. Save time, worry about everything all at once!

Benny Bellamacina

Famous Humour Quotes #1776975

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