Famous Dumb Quotes

#1. Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.

Danica McKellar

#2. Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

Orson Welles

#3. In 1919 I woke up famous. I'd never guessed it. If I'd known I was famous, I'd have stolen away and wept. I was stupid. I was supposed to be intelligent. I was sensitive and very dumb.

Coco Chanel

#4. Researched Heinrich Fuchs. There were a lot of Fuchs in Splugen. Splugen was full of dumb Fuchs. The Swiss are famous for maintaining neutrality, except, apparently, when it comes to shooting at monstrous bugs with someone else's sperm.

Andrew Smith

#5. Cal 's eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. My God!
She's on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she's dumb as a post ! You are not having your baby in this house! You're having it at the county hospital!

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#6. Moonlight was her favorite thing in the world-apart from brown eyes on a good-looking guy

Karen Mahoney

#7. Very well, Practical Vitari, if you really can't resist me. You'll have to go on top, though, if you don't mind.

Joe Abercrombie

#8. You can do anything when you're famous. That's why famous people are so dumb.

Jarvis Cocker

#9. Interestingly, the only class that Eric actually enjoyed in Korea was math. He noticed it on his first day of school. Something was very different about how math was taught in Korea. Something that not even Minnesota had figured out.

Amanda Ripley

#10. Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.

Mencius

#11. My witness is the empty sky.
My reward is the perfect blue sky at dawn in the desert in a bird-resounding riverbottom grove.

Jack Kerouac

#12. Ignorance is like a disease. If you don't fight it, it will spread until we all succumb to it.

Sara Furlong Burr

#13. My dark secret is I've always wished I was Gatsby. As heartbroken as he was and as horrible a fate as he endured, I admired that he loved. It's a difficult thing to do.

Sarah Noffke

#14. Well, if you're not too tired, maybe we can spend some time together when I get home." That's code for sex. "Maybe." "Just pretend I'm that billionaire in the book that kept you up all night." I

E.K. Blair

#15. Love and laughter hold us together.

Ingrid Trobisch