Famous Comedians Sayings

#1. There is only one tragedy in the end, not to have been a saint.

Leon Bloy

#2. Whoever you are holding me now in hand,
Without one thing all will be useless,
I give you fair warning before you attempt me further,
I am not what you supposed, but far different."
-from "Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand

Walt Whitman

#3. Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.

Paula Danziger

#4. Rights might be universal but their enforcement must be local.

Murray Rothbard

#5. What's the difference between Apple and the Boy Scouts? The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Walter Isaacson

#6. Obstacles are placed in our path to determine whether we really wanted something or just thought we did." Dr. Harold Smith

Suzie Grant

#7. The big bang theory requires a recent origin of the Universe that openly invites the concept of creation.

Fred Hoyle

#8. The deepest experience of the creator is feminine, for it is experience of receiving and bearing.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#9. He once envied the humans because they were given the Earth, but looking at her, he wondered if maybe Paradise was to be found in a person and not a place.

J.M. Darhower

#10. A clear vision, backed by definite plans, gives you a tremendous feeling of confidence and personal power.

Brian Tracy

#11. Who's famous anymore? No one. There are these comedians that are famous in a weird way. There are comedians, like Anjelah Johnson and Russell Peters, [who] are unbelievably famous, but in a way they're selling out 1,000-person stadiums.

Moshe Kasher

#12. In a place where everybody thinks alike, nobody thinks very much.

Walter Lippmann

#13. It's famous that comedians have a very dark personal state of mind. I think, in my case, it's the same. The only way to get deep is to have a balance, or a counterbalance.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#14. There are a lot of famous comedians from Liverpool, then obviously the Beatles, and the football club. That's what people in Liverpool are passionate about.

Ian Rush