Famous Al Borland Quotes

#1. Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

William E. Rothschild

#2. For the first few days, you will feel very tired.

Robin S. Sharma

#3. Conditioned Awareness is where we live our lives in guilt over the past and anxiety over the future and never get to experience the present.

Russell Targ

#4. None of us were kidding when we said we wanted to have enough kids to make a Quidditch team, were we?

G. Norman Lippert

#5. I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them. And I don't believe in this business of burial. I'm an organ donor. Whether its my skin or my eyeballs, use whatever bits are intact and put the rest in the garbage.

Carmen Dell'Orefice

#6. And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

Gabriel Iglesias

#7. The day of the press statement has gone.

Elizabeth Hurley

#8. And what I was feeling was the wonder Of being more than me, of being more Than mere here and now allowed I had become a shining star, a burning nova Exploded with love Flying through an endlessly Expanding universe Away from the me that was Toward a me that is beyond Understanding.

Walter Dean Myers

#9. The aphorism wants to be at the same time both main line and off beat.

Mason Cooley

#10. Silence alone is respectable and respected. I believe God to be silence.

Henry Adams