Famous Absurdist Quotes

#1. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to live, but you can't understand what that means until you've read a few chapters and your eyes have glazed over and someone has to revive you with a defibrillator. Sophie and the six crewmen might have understood - Author: Kevin Hearne

#2. They had turned fifteen last December and had already started to save for their own car. They estimated it would take them at least two years - if they bought no CDs, DVDs, games, clothes or shoes, which were Sophie's big weakness. - Author: Michael Scott

#3. Keep in mind that the reason you know you can be good to others is only because you've taken strides to be better for and to yourself. - Author: Alexandra Elle

#4. I like people to just bring it to the table and feel the moment. And that's why I've never done a session where I don't sing live. - Author: Bob Seger

#5. Kindness and a good heart are the foundation for success in this life, progress on the spiritual path, and the fulfillment of our aspirations. Our need for them is not limited to any specific time, place, society, or culture. - Author: Dalai Lama

#6. My name became a brand, and I'd love to say that was the plan from the start. But the only plan was to keep writing books. And I've stuck to that ever since. - Author: John Grisham

#7. Consumers are statistics. Customers are people. - Author: Stanley Marcus

#8. Sometimes there are accidents in our lives the skillful extrication from which demands a little folly. - Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#9. The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Author: Jean Cocteau

#10. With all women gentleness is the most persuasive and powerful argument. - Author: Theophile Gautier

#11. When you're singing, it can be looked at as a monologue, in a way. If it's about telling a story and connecting with your audience, you can do that through song, through dialogue, or through a monologue. That's what's special about being an entertainer. - Author: Naturi Naughton

#12. The impulse of love that leads us to the doorway of a friend is the voice of God within, and we need not be afraid to follow it. - Author: Agnes Sanford