Famous 4chan Quotes

#1. A man would always wish to give a woman a better home than the one he takes her from; and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals.

Jane Austen

#2. When you hear Portuguese, if you're listening fleetingly, it's as if you're hearing Russian, which never happens with Spanish. Because the Portuguese and the Russians share the open vowels and the dark "L," the "owL" sound.

Gregory Rabassa

#3. Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose.

Heinrich Heine

#4. The future belongs to young people with an education and the imagination to create.

Barack Obama

#5. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo.

Terence Corcoran

#6. They also talked about themselves, each one saying how beautiful she thought she was. Aunt Sponge had a long-handled mirror on her lap, and she kept picking it up and gazing at her own hideous face.

Roald Dahl

#7. I am grateful that early in my life I was blessed with a simple faith that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God, that he saw God the Father and His Son, Jesus Christ, in a vision. He translated the Book of Mormon by the gift and power of God. That testimony has been confirmed to me over and over again.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

#8. The word diva to me means doing something supernatural with something natural.

Patti LuPone