Family Guy Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 18 Family Guy Funny Quotes

#1. We are given in our newspapers and on TV and radio exactly what we, the public, insist on having, and this very frequently is mediocre information and mediocre entertainment. - Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
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#2. A strict form such as mine cannot be achieved through improvisation. - Author: Michael Haneke
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#3. Celaena pulled another book toward her and grinned. It was as if someone had read her mind. It was a large black volume entitled The Walking Dead in tarnished silver letters. Thankfully, the captain didn't see the title before she opened it. - Author: Sarah J. Maas
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#4. The percentage of Indian kids doing some sort of artistic work is much higher than in the general population - painting, drawing, dancing, singing. The creation of art is still an everyday part of Indian culture, unlike the dominant culture, where art is sort of peripheral. - Author: Sherman Alexie
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#5. If you're a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you automatically look like a murderer who's just relaxing after he strangled a family. "Yeah-that dad was a tough one to kill." - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#6. Worry is interest paid before it's due. - Author: Zig Ziglar
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#7. There are two sides to every dialogue, but if you accept the other side's terms without demanding equal time for your own, then they control the debate and its outcome. - Author: David Weber
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#8. Thomas," the boss said. "How's your father doing?" "He's good, Sal." Always the family questions first. That was Sal Demenci's style. He could be about to whack someone and he'd ask how the guy's sister was doing in school. - Author: Gary Ponzo
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#9. If we look deeply at life, we realise that the benefits we receive from society are largely attributable to their location. Benefits are local to the areas that we live in: the roads we drive on, the stores we shop at, and the services we use. - Author: Martin Adams
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#10. Women are always self-effacing and self-denying. There's a term that enrages me, and I always used to swear that I'd never play characters described that way. The term is "long-suffering." - Author: Helen Mirren
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#11. We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny. - Author: Seth MacFarlane
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#12. I see a funny guy who's imperfect, but has a great heart and no vanity when it comes to what he'll do to get a laugh. I see a guy who loves his art and loves his family, and who is willing to live and die for both. - Author: Marlon Wayans
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#13. Cal says, Do you want to see my Megazord? You'll have to come to my room because it's defending a city and if I move it, everyone will die. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#14. Many writers are radical. I am not, because of my age and because of my terrible fear of demagogy. - Author: Heinrich Boll
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#15. I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could. - Author: Caroline Rhea
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#16. Hence! home, you idle creatures get you home:
Is this a holiday? what! know you not,
Being mechanical, you ought not walk
Upon a labouring day without the sign
Of your profession? Speak, what trade art thou? - Author: William Shakespeare
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#17. He pulled out his wallet and extracted a twenty-dollar bill, fastidiously folding it in half so that the crease cut across the face of Theodore Roosevelt, with its shining spectacles and its Chesire Cat grin. - Author: Dexter Palmer
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#18. Circus performers and variety shows will never captivate me in the same way as steppes or rainforests, or the sky's uncountable galaxies and all the billions of light years that separate them. - Author: Jostein Gaarder
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