Fallen Correctional Officer Quotes

#1. Sorry, I don't eat any fast food. I believe in eating healthy organic foods for a better lifestyle.

Keegan Allen

#2. 'Minute to Win It' is a variation on a game show from the 1950s called 'Beat the Clock,' in which contestants won washing machines and fox stoles by doing such pointless stunts as catching a tennis ball in a paper cup or knocking a hat off one's wife's head with a whipped-cream spritzer.

Tom Shales

#3. I am not romantic, you know; I never was.

Jane Austen

#4. Don't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies.

Muriel Barbery

#5. John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.'

Stephen Merchant

#6. Old women should not seek to be perfumed.

Archilochus

#7. And that's why, you know, it's players like Randy Moss that unfortunately put a stain on the entire league.

Boomer Esiason

#8. Taking responsible steps to reduce poverty is not merely a moral imperative but an economic one.

John Yarmuth