Faking Smart Quotes

#1. Based loosely on NASA monkey research, Soviet paranormal studies, chaos theory and the lost experimental writings of Thorstein Veblen, the Faking Smart! Six-Week Program is one of the most advanced six-week programs of its kind.

Martin Fossum

#2. You are in the hands of experts who have researched and perfected a system of corporate ladder climbing that, until recently, no one has dared consider feasible.

Martin Fossum

#3. You gotta fight for your right ... to party!

Edward Snowden

#4. Every day our garments become more assimilated to ourselves, receiving the impress of the wearer's character, until we hesitate tolay them aside without such delay and medical appliances and some such solemnity even as our bodies.

Henry David Thoreau

#5. So money is not the answer to problems; wealth mentality is.

Alan Cohen

#6. I never try to show an actor what to do or what to say. He has to find out for himself. The role of the director is to guide him to that state, and then to implement it.

Nicholas Ray

#7. As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church," is that we don't really fully know how Christ loves the church.

Scott Means

#8. Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry!

Jeanne Calment

#9. I have to pay attention to what I have felt and observed, then push these responses to an extreme while keeping the story within the realm of being psychologically and emotionally true.

Elizabeth Strout

#10. The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by the end.

St. Jerome

#11. God's hearing of our prayers doth not depend upon sanctification, but upon Christ's intercession; not upon what we are in ourselves, but what' we are in the Lord Jesus; both our persons and our prayers are acceptable in the beloved [Eph 1.6].

Thomas Brooks

#12. She may not be the most popular or prettiest but if you love her and she makes you smile.. what else matters?

Bob Marley

#13. Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast.

Marc Maron

#14. Orthodoxy cannot afford to put out the fires of hell.

Robert Green Ingersoll