Fake Members Quotes

#1. There is enough in Christ for all my necessities; let me not be slow to avail myself of Him.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#2. Falling in love, finding your passion, are attempts to locate, to picture, to represent what you unconsciously feel frustrated about, and by.

Adam Phillips

#3. I've been in perfect health and perfectly happy all my life. I don't take any pills; I just get up, clean up after my wife, and start typing every day.

T.C. Boyle

#4. My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?

Alice Clayton

#5. The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.

Joan Rivers

#6. What is madness? To have erroneous perceptions, and to reason correctly from them?

Voltaire

#7. I'm involved in some action scenes, so they'll train me for that. I'll be working with my acting coach to prepare for my character.

Aaliyah

#8. She is a real bookworm. I think she lives on print. Her whole house is full of books - looks as if she likes them better than human company.

Cornelia Funke

#9. Beware the meek ... for we shall attempt to inherit the Earth.

Roger Zelazny

#10. I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

Kevin Dillon

#11. Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually I sing Fake Plastic Trees while he reams me from behind *Laughs* It wears me out *laughs*.

Thom Yorke

#12. The greatest advances in human civilization have come when we
recovered what we had lost: when we learned the lessons of history.

Winston Churchill

#13. As far as I'm concerned I've never had a problem with anybody, no rivalry.

Soundarya