Faculties Def Quotes

#1. Because of her, there is no bridge between dreams and reality. In reality, because of her, drinking a glass of water has taste. In a dream, it doesn't have taste, unless she's in it with me. I do not have to dream about her, because all of my dreams about her, is my only reality.

Lionel Suggs

#2. Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

Jim Carrey

#3. I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice.

Amy Klobuchar

#4. Great work is the result of seeking out tension, not avoiding it.

Seth Godin

#5. A sailor's joys are as simple as a child's.

Bernard Moitessier

#6. You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you do.

Anthony J. D'Angelo

#7. Be careful with your beak,' I chided her. She turned her shining eyes on me. 'I am careful, stupid Fitz.

Robin Hobb

#8. Leia follows me like a vague smell.

Carrie Fisher

#9. This is the Unix philosophy: Write programs that do one thing and do it well. Write programs to work together. Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface.

Douglas McIlroy

#10. I do not understand that because I do not want a negro woman for a slave I must necessarily want her for a wife. My understanding is that I can just let her alone.

Abraham Lincoln

#11. The last time I saw Wade, I attacked him with an office chair. The time before that, I jammed a lit cheesecake up his ass and almost burned his balls off. So it's understandable that his first reaction upon seeing me is to flinch and assume a defensive posture.

Jonathan Tropper