Eye Contact Funny Quotes

#1. My weight went up and down like a yo-yo.

Judith Light

#2. It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.

Colleen Hoover

#3. There can be no doubt that archaeology has confirmed the substantial historicity of Old Testament tradition.

William F. Albright

#4. It is a pity that ... the majority of feminists and their allies have stuck to the dead ground of "Me Decade" possessive individualism, an ideology that has more in common than it admits with the prehistoric right, which it claims to oppose but has in fact encouraged.

Christopher Hitchens

#5. If you focus on the things you can't do, you'll destroy yourself. Just remember everything you can do.

Giles Duley

#6. I had everything before I met you." he said, unable to make eye contact with me.

"Funny" I said with more sadness than anger in my voice. "I didn't have anything before I met you.

John Goode

#7. He said that we belonged together because he was born with a flower and I was born with a butterfly and that flowers and butterflies need each other for survival.

Gemma Malley

#8. Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

Rucy Ban