Extempore App Quotes

#1. I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

Paul Feig

#2. Alcohol, tobacco, and pharmaceutical drugs are legal, but they can hurt a lot of people.

Ziggy Marley

#3. Listen more than you talk. Whatever the context, people will think you're smarter.

Esther Dyson

#4. Remembering backward is the easy thing. If you could remember forward, you could save yourself ...

Joyce Carol Oates

#5. As I said, I wish I could say it was easy. It wasn't, but it wasn't hard either. But without a strong reason or purpose, anything in life is hard.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#6. I'm a very cheap date.

Heather Mills

#7. 'You have chickens?' That's what nearly everyone asks next, after they find out about our family pets. They just need to make sure they heard me correctly. Perhaps it's because I don't come across to most as a rural-loving farm girl.

Amy Robach

#8. What about those yogis who can lie down on a bed of nails, then arise, streaming blood, then stop the flow of blood from each wound individually with the power of their minds? Isn't frailty often a choice?

Sarah Manguso

#9. Sometimes in the heat of the battle you just got to calm down and use what you do in practice to avoid the penalties.

DeMarcus Ware