Excruciating Knee Quotes

#1. It is a nice sunny day; his bunions have stopped hurting. There is always something to celebrate, in Gerrit's view.

Deborah Moggach

#2. In England every man you meet is some man's son; in America, he may be some man's father.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#3. I believe the fundamentalist mindset has done more to drive people from the church than anything else, especially young people.

Marion Pember

#4. Weezer's 'El Scorcho.' I'm in a '90s cover band called 'Straight 2 Video' with members of the crew from 'The Vampire Diaries,' and we played this song at our wrap party. I grin from ear to ear every time I scream this song in my car.

Candice Accola

#5. The one thing about my life that's different from others is that I wake up for no one, and for some reason, that's just good for your creativity.

Douglas Coupland

#6. Pay It Forward: A random act of kindness towards another person with no expectation of return on investment. (my own definition)

Michele Spry

#7. Shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in an embarrassed fashion, and never be the topic of party conversation.

Lorrie Moore