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#1. If you can fix my website by midnight, I will bake you more cookies than even Cookie Monster can imagine, and read you a bedtime story that is guaranteed to bring you sweet dreams." *some exclusions apply

Sandy Klein Bernstein

#2. Women are in a position now to voice their opinion ... women are getting empowered. The more power they get, the more voice they get to shift certain things around. Now I have a daughter, I understand. When I didn't have a daughter, I didn't understand.

Snoop Dogg

#3. The hardest part for me during the creation stage is actually putting words on paper that make sense and tell my story the way I see it. I sometimes feel I am slogging through quicksand when I write.

Linda Conrad

#4. I learned quite early on in life that we are all two people. And one of those people none of us will ever know.

Helen Mirren

#5. I can't dance on ice, because I'm like Bambi on ice.

Martine McCutcheon

#6. That no generally applicable law of the formulation and development of hybrids has yet been successfully formulated can hardly astonish anyone who is acquainted with the extent of the task and who can appreciate the difficulties with which experiments of this kind have to contend.

Gregor Mendel

#7. The true Christian hero will appear in the cause of Christ, not only when it is prevailing, but when it seems to be declining; (he) will be on the right side, though it be not the rising side.

Matthew Henry

#8. If I spoke Italian, I'd be in Italy in a minute. I love the food, I love the way people live there. I mean, it really is my idea of paradise.

Bonnie Bedelia

#9. Create Your Own Miracles, don't wait for Miracles to happen.

Steven Redhead

#10. So if you start at the center of the peak, you can see that for every five days you spend being average, you spend one day being mildly stupid and one day mildly smart. For every five of those, you spend one day moderately stupid and one day moderately genius. For every five days like that . .

Brandon Sanderson

#11. The purpose of adult education is to help them to learn, not to teach them all you know and thus stop them from learning.

Carl Rogers

#12. Society is no more indulgent than was the God of Genesis.

Honore De Balzac

#13. Some turn to Jesus and some turn to heroin.

Joni Mitchell

#14. People who are upset about something ruminate on it whenever they get a chance; they are constantly drawn back to their own unhappy tale as if it were a horror story left open on a table.

Emile Chartier

#15. I've never, ever tasted beer.

Mike Huckabee